How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i can’t wait until i’m 18 and i’m able to hold hands with people legally
be sure to use protection
Annabeth pressed her lips to Percy’s ear. “I love you.”
She wasn’t sure he could hear her—but if they died, she wanted those to be her last words.
The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.
Leo Valdez for Viria. Hope you’ll like it.
I also like this version of Smaug.
o.o *wordless high-pitched wheezing sound*
Disney channel knew whats up
Best Insults To Use In Fight
- you stink
- where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
- Diaper Man
Nerd is never an insult. Nerd is a badge of honour!
shut up nerd
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG